"Boob shirt"

Today I was wearing a Target Junior's polo shirt for work. When I put it on, all the buttons popped open and my breasts were immediately exposed. (for clarification, Target Junior's was not meant for anyone with more than an A cup breast or large biceps....yes, my massive guns mean I have to stretch the sleeves of these shirts out whenever I wear them. More on that and my passion for pumping iron later.) Anyway, I walked out to the living room and said to The Husband, "haha maybe I'll wear it like this to work!" To which he replies, "Oooh yeah, you can be my naughty gas station attendant!!" Really? Seriously? Smelling of gas and having the grease under the nails? Thanks...glad to know your fantasies are not extravagent!!! Needless to say, I buttoned up wordlessly and travelled on to work. A little speechless... (also??? this deserves another REALLY???? gas station attendents are hot!??!?!!)

Another laundry related post.

Every weekend I do between 5 and 8 loads of laundry. I really want a set of those industrial washer/dryers like Jon and Kate Plus 8 got in their new home. Except with maybe six fewer kids. And a few less affairs.

Isn't it Ironic....

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife...or 4 bottles of laundry detergent when all you need is softener....doncha think? Yes I really do think.

Job Description

Victoria's Secret is always advertising things like "The newest technology is bringing you our most advanced bra ever!" Can you imagine someone asking what you do and having to say, "Well, mainly I work on designing bras. Thanks to me, underwire and no-slip straps have made decades worth of improvements in only a few years. One day I hope to work on no-ride thongs."